Say What?!
If you recorded all that you said during the course of a day with the kids I guarantee when you went back and listened to it you would laugh like never before! Here’s a sample from today that made me laugh until I peed after I realized what I had just said:
I noticed my naked 19 month old messing with her butt so I asked her what she was doing. She held up a little pretend bottle of nail polish for me to see. I walked over to her to check things out and when I looked at her bottom I noticed she had stuck a crayon in her butt crack.
“Anya,” I said very matter-of-factly, “that is your butt crack, not your pocket. Please do not put your toys in there.”
And you know, it didn’t even occur to me what I had said until I walked away.
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Susan Talmage Tarasova
verkaro replied:
Unbelievably funny! Thanks Susan really.
October 23, 2009 at 9:32 pm. Permalink.